'Next time I won't hesitate to call': HOA Facebook Karen goes on unhinged rant about kid playing basketball in the cold

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Ben Weiss • Writer and Editor
Dec 30, 2022 2:00 PM EST

This HOA Karen going on a social media rant sounds like a literal nightmare! The original poster shared various angry social media posts this woman wrote on their neighborhood's HOA Facebook group to Reddit's r/F***YouKaren subreddit, a perfect home for this kind of tale. 

 

The most recent of these Facebook posts involved this unhinged lady and a young boy playing basketball after dark in the cold. Sure, it's not the safest thing in the world for this kid to be playing sports alone in that kind of weather (and at night!), but the fact that this woman has no self-awareness is what's even more irresponsible. Of course, this kid didn't answer personal questions from an adult stranger! How could she not realize how utterly creepy she was?! These screenshots also include a comment where she listed her credentials as a social worker, mother of 6, and psychologist. The more she listed, the less believable she was. Keep scrolling below to see all the Facebook posts, and for more, check out these top 20 Karens of the year!

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    Font - r/Fu XYouKaren. Posted by u/super_boring_gay 16 hours ago 2 HOA Facebook group Karen probably thinks it's everyone else but her who is wrong. Facebook Karen
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    Font - Sunday night, dark-thirty, 29 degrees outside, a little guy, maybe 7-9, was on the basketball court, shooting hoops in a sweatshirt. No adult around. My husband and I were walking the dogs and I asked if he was alright. He said yes. I asked where his coat was. No answer. I asked if his parents knew where he was. No answer. I asked if he needed help. He said no. I asked if he lived on the park. He said no. As we rounded the turn to go home, he was still there. I was a hair from calling the
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    Motor vehicle - As a kid my parents taught me not to answer questions like that from a stranger. At that age I wouldn't have worn a coat (still haven't pulled mine out yet this year) and I definitely wouldn't have indicated to a stranger where I lived or any personal details 5d Like Reply 3 know... My nuswand said the same thing. But if you walk away and leave a child, and something happens, you live with guilt the rest of your life. We have standing water everywhere in this area. As a mother of
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    Font - Happy Thanksgiving to friends and neighbors! Please remember to clean up around your homes before winter sets in. There are quite a few yards that haven't been cleaned up since early September. Let's make our neighborhood the one everyone WANTS to live in.
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    Font - For those of you who have children who have played at the basketball courts (specifically this Tuesday, Wednesday) there was some nastiness going on out there with children on the courts, with small children present. And I don't just mean filthy profanity, I mean sexual innuendos with cell phones being used. Do you know where your children are? Take a walk around our park.
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    Font - AdventurousQuail36 · 15 hr. ago Kid is probably having some real Stranger Danger alarms go off in his head. 349 Reply Share
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    Font - muffinmama93 - 14 hr. ago This is why parents have to hover over their children constantly. When I was growing up, me and my friends ran around without supervision, rode bikes, made forts in the woods, played tag at the playground. I wanted this for my kids, but I didn't want to be arrested like other parents were for letting their 8 year old walk to a park, or that case where the mom left her 12 year old in charge at the vacation home while she went to get fast food. Then people have the
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    Font - magoo1979 14 hr. ago Not to this level, but my retired mother makes mention of what neighbors are doing to me when we talk on the phone, I tell her to get a hobby quickly. 226 Reply Share
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    Font - mr_bots 14 hr. ago Probably the same type of person that also complains about kids not wanting to play outside anymore and all they want to do is play on their phones. No shit bith you threatened to call the cops on them last time for playing basketball in the park. 198 Reply Share
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    Font - TechnologyExpensive 14 hr. ago She writes the first line like it is a movie script, only the names have been changed to protect the innocent. What a flop of a human. Reply Share 95
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    Font - Evening_Exam_3614 14 hr. ago She sure had a lot of careers, 3 professional ones she claims, that's a lot of schooling, which I doubt is real and I couldn't be convinced she is all 3. Just a pile of bullsh claims to make her look like she knows children so well.
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    Font - knitknitterknit - 16 hr. ago So self-important. 49 Reply Share super_boring_gay OP 16 hr. ago. edited 15 hr. ago Right! Lol. If he's sweating while wearing a sweatshirt and playing basketball then he's not going to get frostbite unless he falls into a lake. She's the one harassing and needs the police called on her. Her poor husband.
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    Font - DoNotCareTooOld 13 hr. ago My son refused to wear his coat when he was that age. He shot b- ball as often as he could. I had to call him in. If a stranger came up and started asking him questions, he would not have answered.
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    Font - FlyAwayJai 13 hr. ago It's pretty unusual that she's a social worker AND a psychologist. Those take years to accomplish individually, and the years it takes to get licensed in one aren't transferable to the other. Methinks she might be lying about her credentials to make herself sound better.
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    Font - olivegardengambler 16 hr. ago 12:30 am Sunday night/Monday Morning is a really weird time for a kid to be out. It's also a weird time for you and your partner to walk your dogs. 25 Reply Share super_boring_gay OP 16 hr. ago I doubt it was after midnight. Dark thirty is slang around here when you don't know the exact time. She didn't say 0 dark 30 like the military term would be. It also gets dark here at 5pm.
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    Font - CradleofDisturbed - 9 hr. ago Karen needs to study psychology, specifically main character syndrome and narcissism. I doubt she's been put in charge of anything, I don't doubt that those supposed children of hers have been NC for years. She also needs a hobby other than supervising everyone else's life.
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